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Howard told Tabitha that she was too dressed for her appearance, so Tabitha stripped down. Tabitha's mom called in to say she supported Tabitha's career, noting that when Tabitha's at home, she's just her daughter. Howard played a few clips from different porn movies and asked Tabitha's mom to pick which was her daughter. Tabitha's mom successfully picked her daughter's clip, but thought several others were her daughter as well.
Howard pointed over to a sheet in the studio, explaining that the three Pick-A-Penis contestants would stick their penises through holes, and Tabitha would then pick one to star in her next porn movie with her.
Tabitha felt the first was really small, the second was about 8 inches, and the third was strange-looking.
Tabitha decided that she'd like to have penis #2 in her new movie. Howard then revealed contestant #1, which turned out to be High Pitch Erik. High Pitch owned up, saying, “I have a small cock.”
Contestant #3 came out and it was Jeff the Vomit Guy. Jeff was disappointed that Tabitha thought his penis was strange looking, noting, “My whole life is a disappointment.”
Jeff said his vomit fetish has made him feel alone and depressed, as the only way he can fulfill his desire is by paying money for a dominatrix...which he can rarely afford. Tabitha wondered why Jeff didn't hook up with a bulimic girl, so Jeff explained that he was picky and wanted a “healthy” vomiter.
Jeff said he did get some pleasure from having a woman spit on him, so Tabitha honored his request and spit on him. Jeff rubbed her spit into his belly, explaining that he got off on the slight odor of saliva. Then Bigfoot, contestant #2 and the “big” winner, came out from behind the curtain. Howard remarked he was surprised that Bigfoot had such a big penis, so Bigfoot claimed he'd been “working on it every night” by “petting it” to Tabitha's picture.
Bigfoot called in to say that he was being given oral sex by Tabitha Stevens at the moment. Howard asked how long Tabitha had been “working” on him, so Bigfoot said it'd been ten minutes. Tabitha then got on the line to explain that Bigfoot was wearing a condom because they didn't have time to test him. Howard reminded Bigfoot that he wasn't allowed to kill Tabitha when he was done, but Bigfoot claimed he already knew this.
Howard asked Tabitha if this experience was horribly depressing for her, but she would only admit it was “different,” as it wasn't really a turn-on, just work. Howard told her to get to work, and Isaac from HowardTV got on the line to describe Tabitha's furious two-handed technique. Isaac said Tabitha was “basically killing him” and Bigfoot was probably holding out on purpose. Howard offered both participants some words of encouragement and moved on.
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