HotMovies Runs Free Minutes Holiday Promo

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'Winter Wonderland' Party with Monique Alexander

Vivid Girl and adult superstar Monique Alexander (www.moniquealexander.com) hosts Ultra's '2nd Annual Winter Wonderland New Year's Eve Party.' Monique is a gorgeous contract actress with Vivid Entertainment, the world's leading adult film company. She can currently be seen just waiting to be 'unwrapped' on Vivid's sexy Times Square holiday billboard at W. 48th Street and Seventh Avenue. Monique is also an on-air sportswriter with 'The Phil Show' on XM satellite radio and can be heard on Mondays recapping the weekend football games.

Broadway set designers will transform the 3500 square foot Ultra lounge into an unforgettable virtual winter palace for New Year's Eve. Over 300 pounds of artificial snow will blanket the space, along with an aerial snow display and holiday aromas such as gingerbread and pine that will waft through the hotspot to help set the mood. Mega 6' x 80' screens will lead the countdown to 2008!

While Monique will add some sizzle to the Winter Wonderland theme, she will be joined by the dazzling Ultra Ice Girls and the hippest DJs who will mash up 80s, rock, pop, hip-hop and house throughout the night.

Guests will enjoy gourmet hors d'oeuvres, desserts prepared by top chefs and a champagne toast to ring in the New Year, along with an impressive five hour top shelf open bar. All guests will receive party favors!

It's all happening at Ultra on New Year's Eve starting at 9pm, with open bar until 2am. The party is open to the public (21+ with valid ID) with ticket. Visit www.theultranyc.com to purchase tickets.

Studio B Signs Porno Dan

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Hello Kitty Vibe Makes A Comeback

Hello Kitty massager

The infamous Hello Kitty vibrator is back,and now available in a range of colours!

Originally sold as a shoulder massager, this hot pink product was a runaway success in sex shops and online stores after innovative customers found a more arousing use for it's vibrations.

But Sanrio, the company behind the cute kitty brand, removed this product from the shelves after only two years of successful sales, as they were unhappy with their Hello Kitty getting horny. This led to prices rocketing as fans hunted for this must-have novelty.

Now Sanrio have resumed production of the toy, still insisting that it's intended as a massager and nothing more. Originally available in pink only, fans can now choose from a selection of colours including black and red.

Rude.com’s $20K Giveaway Broadcasts Live Friday

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December 20, 2007

In keeping with its “Very Rude Xmas” theme, Rude.com has announced plans to broadcast their $20,000 cash giveaway drawing live in the KSEX studios during a special holiday themed broadcast of the “Porno Dan and XXX Jay Show”. The 8 lucky contestants will find out their winnings during the live two hour show on Friday, December 21st at 7pm PST. These 8 Rude Producers were amoung 120 who participated in a 4 month long contest and qualifed by meeting numerous requirements. The contest guarantees the Grand Prize winner a $12,000 cash prize, with the remainder of the prize money to be divided among the remaining 7 contestants. To make things even more exciting, sexy naked women will reveal the lucky winners!

The show will feature special appearances and give everyone a peek behind-the-scenes in the greenroom at the KSEX/Rude Xmas party.

“It’s sure to be fun time and a great opportunity for everyone to let their hair down and get a little crazy”, said Chandie Foster, Rude’s Marketing Manager. “I’m looking forward to the announcement of our winners and can’t think of a better duo to help us with our giveaway than Porno Dan and XXX Jay. It will be a blast to see what wild antics they come up with!

Porno Dan stated “XXX Jay and I promise that this is going to a XXXmas show you will never forget.” Added XXX Jay, “20 dimes is some serious change! Believe us, we will show you why they call me XXX Jay this XXXMas!”

Be sure to check out Rude.com to see the Live Broadcast on December 21st at 7pm PST and join in the fun!

Rude.com is a live social networking site which offers user-created and uploaded video, both live and recorded, and still-image content along with Rude personal profile pages. Since its launch, one year ago, Rude.com has grown to over 1.2 million registered members.

Jersey Love Shack Loses video-room license Because of Man-Love

--Burlington County Times

BURLINGTON CITY, NJ — Police say an adult novelty store on Route 130 is a meeting place for men who gather to have sex in private video viewing rooms.

At a City Council meeting Tuesday, Lt. Dave Ekelburg showed photographs of the viewing rooms at Love Shack, where the floors were littered with condoms. The photographs were taken by officers during a recent undercover investigation.

Despite pleading from the lawyer for Love Shack, the City Council unanimously voted to revoke the automatic amusement device license from the store. The license permits Love Shack to offer coin-operated private viewing booths.

Ekelburg said the city can revoke a license if a business fails to maintain “good and safe conduct on the premises.”

The move does not put Love Shack out of business, Ekelburg said. It just prohibits the store from operating video rooms.

Hal Haveson, a lawyer representing the business, said it was unfair to revoke the license on the basis of observations by police on one day.

He said the council should have notified Love Shack management, and given the business time to make changes.

Ekelburg said the store is divided into two sections separated by a beaded curtain.

In one section, the store sells magazines, films and novelty items. The other section has a row of 10 viewing booths where customers go to watch videos. The booths all have doors that can be locked, and only one person is supposed to enter at a time.

During the undercover investigation Nov. 29, Ekelburg said individuals solicited police officers to have sex and performed lewd acts in view of the officers.

Haveson said the business owner and property owner were not aware of the sexual activities at Love Shack. When they were notified by police, he said, the business owner voluntarily removed the doors from all video booths.

Haveson said the owner planned to install cameras in the hallway, and would instruct the manager to conduct frequent sweeps of the building.

Haveson said this is the first time Love Shack has been in trouble with the law.

As a result of the undercover investigation, five customers were arrested separately on lewdness charges. In addition, store owner Michael Savage of Yardley, Pa., and store manager Danny Phillips of Cinnaminson were charged with maintaining a nuisance, inappropriate operation of a sexually oriented business and various health-code violations, police said.

Frank Koretsky, owner of the building, was also charged with maintaining a nuisance.

Officers seized $3,148 in cash from the store suspected to have been generated as a result of the illegal operations.

Tyler Faith Hits the East Coast

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Be proud to be a slut!!!

Hey Perves,

Here are 9 reasons why I fucking love sluts…

1. They Don’t bitch for attention
If you happen to miss calling them one time, it is not the end of the world. They will just be fucking someone else. We know this, so this is our choice. Just wear a fucking condom, like you should have been doing in the first place.

2. You don’t have to fake it
Yes, guys fake it too. Why? Because we are sick of fucking. It happens. If we don’t get a nut in the first two hours, we are not going to bust one. We know this. So we fake it. Sorry honey. When a slut is on your nuts, you are almost guaranteed a bust, because she knows how to bring you there.

3. You don’t have to worry about them cheating on you
Because they are fucking a few different guys during the same period they are fucking you. Who gives a shit? Pussy is pussy. Stop bitching about it and be happy you are having sex. You could be jacking off on the internet four fucking times a day. Not that you don’t anyways, but still…

4. They don’t just lay there
A slut can take the cock. For Christ sakes, she can take two at the same time if you talk to her right. They like sex. Often times, they ride the cock like a god damn matador, red flag and all. If they don’t, they are not real sluts. They do not deserve the name.

5. No relationship bullshit
We all know we don’t give two shits what a woman says. Why the fuck do we want to listen to it and have to act like we do? Sluts are easy. They take the pounding and leave, without trying to get you to express your “feelings”. Feelings are fucking stupid anyways.

6. You can fuck other girls
All the other girls. You know why? Because she is probably fucking your friends. This means it doesn’t matter if you fuck her friends. Don’t be a bitch and cry about it, because it is what you want. If it is not what you want, you should probably check your ass, because some guy probably has a dick in it right now.

7. It will teach you to wear condoms
You should be doing this in the first place. Kids cost a shit load of money. I am telling you because I know. Not only did little zero want a PSP for his birthday, his mom wanted child support. Ever paid 500$ for a PSP? I have. Learn from me and be happy you did.

8. You will not have to remember an anniversary
Because no one cares. She doesn’t give two shits if you remember the first drunken night that you slept with her. Maybe you didn’t even sleep. Maybe you just scrogged her and went home. She won’t expect a box of chocolates on that day. Just fuck her again.

9. Because they are sluts
They are the few women who can stand up and say “I like sex just as much as males”. That is fucking awesome. You other women could learn something from these chicks. Stop being so stuck up. Admit you like the cock and just let us give it to you.

Of course, once they start interrupting your day to day life like going out with the guys and getting hammered, then she's gotta go.

Until next time, the JUPA Man and his one eye helmet head.

Brandon Iron Joins JM Productions Team

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Comic Creators Re-Imagine Debbie Does Dallas

source: Arrow Productions
by: Company Press Release

Debbie Does Dallas Comic book (LONG BEACH, NY) -- Terminal press in association with Arrow Productions will debut, "Debbie Does Dallas," at the 2008 Adult Entertainment Expo in Las Vegas, Nevada this January. The Limited Edition Comic release will coincide with the 30th Anniversary of the classic adult movie.

In the book, Debbie finds herself stranded and under the threat of nuclear decimation in the days leading up to the apocalypse. As one of very few survivors left, she will battle her way through hordes of the living dead, aided only by an abandoned military exoskeleton and the will to make it out of Dallas, Texas alive.

"The creative team was given the opportunity to actually get creative with this title, which isn’t the norm when you’re working on a license" says writer and Terminal press founder Brian Ferrara. "They just let us go crazy and I think that paid off. It’s not what people are going to be expecting"

"When I started talking to Terminal press about licensing our Icons for comic books we agreed to do something completely different and insane. After reading the script and seeing the artwork this book is totally amazing! The only hang up is if we were to ever shoot this project we are looking at over a $100 million dollar budget. However, the coolest thing about comic books is that you can draw anything you could ever imagine." said Arrow's Marketing Director Robert Interlandi.

"Debbie Does Dallas" is illustrated by Russ Manning nominee Rolo Ledesma, written by Brian Ferrara, with Colors by Narek Gevorgian and Color Separation by Joe Frazzetta and Keith McCleary.

This will be the first of Terminal press’s collaborations with Arrow Productions. Future titles will feature reinterpretations of classics like "Deep Throat," "Candy Stripers","Tell Them Johnny Wadd was Here " and several others.

To order or buy the limited edition comic visit the Arrow Productions booth at the 2008 Adult Entertainment Expo or terminalpress.com this January.

Gina Lynn Heats Up the Winter Weather With a Variety of Projects

--press release

New York, NY - The weather outside may be frightful, but for adult superstar Gina Lynn, things are quite delightful. Blonde bombshell Gina has a jam packed schedule for December, leading her into the New Year. Starting on December 10th, Gina will be traveling the county for appearances, special projects and parties that will have her warmed up and ready for the Adult Entertainment Expo in Las Vegas.

On Monday December 10th, Gina will be shooting "10 Great Reasons" for Killer Bunny Entertainment. This unique eight-part documentary explores the often overlooked upside to various pop music subgenres, trends and cultural moments. "10 Great Reasons" will air on the Fuse network in 2008.

Gina will be appearing with the Bubba the Love Sponge Sirius Radio Show on December 13th. She will be talking about her production company, Gina Lynn Racing's monster truck and the Bad Santa Party she will be attending.

Taking a break from the winder wonderland up north, Gina will be flying south for a few days of fun in Florida. While there, she will be attending the Bad Santa Party at Café 13. She will be joined by Bubba the Love Sponge, Spice Boy, Bubba Sparxxx, Travis Knight and other celebrity guests at the party on December 11th. The party is open to the public and early arrivals (6pm-8pm) can get 13 entries for just 13 dollars. From 8pm to 10pm your thirteen dollar admission buys you open bar, $3 rum and festive $2 eggnog shots.

With barely enough time to catch her breath, Gina will begin a three-night feature dance engagement at the DéJà Vu in Tampa. She starts with one show on Thursday the 13th at 11pm. On Friday and Saturday, Gina will be doing two shows at 11pm and 2am. She will be signing autographs, selling merchandise and putting on a spectacular stage show for the fans. Come out and see.

DéJà Vu - Tampa
6805 Adamo Dr,
Tampa, FL.
(813) 664-8784

On December 15th, Gina with doing a very special photo shoot. Though she is no stranger to shoots of every kind, this one will be different. Gina is posing with her dog Gizmo for "My Little Pet Project." The organization raises money to improve the plight of homeless animals.

"It is always good to give something back," says Gina. "This is a chance to pose with my beautiful dog Gizmo and help animals in need. It is easy to get excited about a shoot like this."

All of this will have her ready for Las Vegas where Gina will be meeting fans at the Adult Entertainment Expo. She and Gina Lynn Productions have been nominated for six AVN awards. Gina is nominated for Best Couples Sex Scene for Flesh Hunters 9 (with Jean Val Jean) and Cross Over Star of the Year.

"2007 has been a crazy year for me. Gina Lynn Productions, Gina Lynn Motor Sports and all of the appearances have kept me really busy. I love it all and I'm going to be even busier in 2008."

Evette Chevette Banners; Cum get them and show some love

Hey Perves,

Why don't you show your love for Evette Chevette by putting one of her banners below on your own pages, on your myspace page, or your xpeeps page? I'm sure she will appreciate it...
And yes, I have a huge hardon for her... so what? She's a sweetie, and great at what she does. I can't wait to meet her and Lexi at AVN.





















Until next time, the JUPA Man and his one eye helmet head.

Evette Chevette at 2008 AVN expo

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Daily Tang Serves 100th Episode

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Casey Parker and Paulina James Visit the Stern Show

--on the web

NYC [from www.howardstern.com]- Howard welcomed porn stars Casey Parker and Paulina James, plus AVN's Paul Fishbein to discuss the upcoming AVN awards.

Howard told the girls that they looked really young, and Robin agreed, saying they looked more like the kids of porn stars than porn stars themselves. Howard wondered how the girls' families dealt with their careers, and Paulina explained that other than health concerns, her parents were fine with it.

Howard asked Paul if his two of-age (19 and 24) daughters would go into porn, but Paul said he'd move them to another country if they tried.

Paulina and Casey told the crew they watched their new porn movie together last night and were so inspired, they hooked up afterward. Howard wanted more details, so the girls explained that they showered together and then masturbated in front of each other.

Howard wanted to know about how an anal scene was filmed, so Paulina told him that she used “anal warming lube” to get started before the actor f’s her hard. Paulina added that she gets “really wet” from anal sex and has really started to love it.

Howard asked the girls if they ever planned on having kids, but both of them said “not right now.” Howard then got a caller to have phone sex with George Takei in exchange for a free trip to the AVN awards.

Howard laughed that he was slipping, as he hasn't asked the girls to strip down yet, and the girls promptly got naked. Gary told the crew that whichever girl rode the Sybian would also get the show's support in the AVN Awards' “Best New Starlet” category, so Casey jumped up and treated the crew to a ride as Paulina kissed her and called her a slut.

Casey came so hard, Gary said she nearly broke the Sybian. Casey then told Paulina that she had to ride the Sybian, so Paulina relented and almost snapped the Sybian by riding it like a bull. As the girls left the studio, even George admitted that he was turned on.

Suburban sex parties draw complaints

By PAUL J. WEBER, Associated Press Writer 1 hour, 34 minutes ago
DUNCANVILLE, Texas - The most popular address on Cedar Ridge Drive is Jim Trulock's split-level home, which has a group sex room and attracts as many as 100 people to swinger parties featuring "Naked Twister" nights.


But the festivities could soon be over. In response to neighbors' complaints, the city has outlawed sex clubs in residential areas. Citations have been issued, and search warrants may be next.
"It's crazy that they want to force their morality down our throats," said Dawn Burton, 45, a regular guest at the parties. "We're all frustrated."
So are those who complain of the noise, traffic and parking problems that occur in their otherwise quiet, upscale neighborhood every Friday and Saturday, when Trulock's home is transformed into "The Cherry Pit."
Duncanville, which proclaims itself "The Perfect Blend of Family, Community and Business," is an unlikely venue for a neighborhood swinger club. The city of 36,000 just southwest of Dallas has about 50 places of worship and not a single registered sexually oriented business.
Duncanville officials insist they are not just another prudish Texas town giving the boot to spouse-swappers. They say it all boils down to a matter of law: Trulock is operating a business featuring live sex acts.
"It's not trying to judge anyone or pass judgment on someone's lifestyle," city spokeswoman Tonya Lewis said.
To support its claim, the city notes that the Cherry Pit accepts money from guests and promotes the parties on its Web site.
"We're not about infringing on the rights of the Cherry Pit patrons or owners," Lewis said. "But now your right to have fun has infringed on everyone else's. And now you have to draw the line."
Other cities have wrestled with the same issue.
Phoenix, for example, prohibited live sexual performances in 1998, effectively outlawing swinger parties. An appeals court upheld the law in 2003, and Duncanville used it as a blueprint when passing a ban last month.
Retiree Jack Martin, who lives a block behind Trulock's home, said he's concerned that the parties will reduce the value of his property.
Others are annoyed by the procession of cars that crowd their street on weekend evenings, or the flood of strangers who descend on the neighborhood.
"If you're going to do that, you should open a business," Martin said. "Go somewhere where it's allowed."
Attorneys for Trulock, 59, say the Cherry Pit is nothing more than a private residence where a group of friends get together on weekends to socialize in whatever way they prefer.
While guests are encouraged to make "voluntary donations" to cover the cost of food and refreshments, organizers deny that anyone is being charged admission to his parties.
Ed Klein, an attorney for the Cherry Pit, said many guests give no money, but those who do often chip in $10 or $20. Klein said he plans to file a lawsuit next week that will challenge the constitutionality of the ordinance and seek a temporary retraining order against the city.
"I don't think it's persecution so much as an invasion of their privacy," Klein said.
Arthur Leonard, a New York Law School professor who studies sexuality law, said the size of the parties might be a legal obstacle.
"It seems to me when you have that number of people involved, it becomes more like a public event," Leonard said. "It seems unlikely that a court would find privacy protection for an event this large."
The city has already cited Trulock with three violations, which carry a maximum $2,000 fine. Duncanville City Manager Kent Cagle this week pledged to continue enforcing the new law.
The case against the swinger parties "does appeal to a lot of people's sense of morality," said Lewis, the city spokeswoman. "That's been a lot of complaints we've gotten from residents: 'I came to Duncanville to have a family. I didn't come here to live next to a sex club.'"

We Can Only Guess: "Major Adult Film Distributor Set to Release Jessica Sierra Sex Tape"

--Clevelandleader.com

We got herpes just looking at this mug shot. Imagine the tape itself.

WWW- The news just got worse for troubled 'American Idol' castoff Jessica Sierra. TMZ is reporting that a major distributor in the adult film business is set to release the video that was shot this year. The video was shot earlier this year in a dingy motel room.

Sierra, who finished 10th in the 3rd season of 'American Idol', is currently behind bars and faces up to 11 years after getting arrested at a bar while on probation for charges of assault and cocaine possession.

As for the sex tape, with the headlines Sierra made the company that owns the rights to the video wants to capitalize and release it before Christmas. Talk about kicking someone when they are down.

Belladonna Signs In Jersey

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Sunny Leone in Long Island NY

Hey Perves,

Sunny Leone will be performing in Long Island NY to feature at a club called "The Scene".

She will be performing at 9pm and 12pm Thursday, Friday and Saturday, Dec 6, 7 and 8th.

You can also get polaroid pictures with her, movies, posters, 8x10's and if you are a good boy a sexy lap dance from her! Here is the club info:

70 Motor Parkway
Commack, Long Island NY 11725
Phone - 631-543-4177

Until next time, The JUPA Man and his one eye helmet head.