Coyotes Ugly

Coyotes Ugly
by Kathee Brewer
MILFORD, PA -- True to their word, Milford Township officials have begun the process of evaluating whether a gentlemen’s cabaret can continue to operate in their comfortable Philadelphia, PA, suburb.

On Wednesday night, a public meeting allowed area residents to share their thoughts about the town’s only adult-entertainment business, Coyotes Show Club. According to PhillyBurbs.com, more than 100 Milford residents and interested parties from neighboring cities turned out for the meeting.

Some consider the issue a moral one.

“We would like them all to go home,” Ken Dieterly reportedly said before the hearing began. “If they want to have a restaurant, we might patronize it, but not a strip club. We think strip clubs are morally bad.”

Gina Adornetto added, “I have children. I certainly wouldn't want my 15-year-old daughter, when she's of age, to get a job there, or her friends.”

Adornetto also said the club would leave a bad impression of Milford in the minds of visitors who encountered it along the Pennsylvania Turnpike at the outskirts of town. Other residents acknowledged the club was one way — if a less-than-optimal one from their perspectives — that the club’s owners could make a go of things in a location that hasn’t been hospitable to other types of businesses. A restaurant previously located at the site closed due to lack of interest.

Glen McGogney, the attorney for the cabaret, said those who oppose the club should know it has a top-notch security force, is kept “immaculately clean” and will not be a hotbed for illegal activity.

As might be expected, out-of-towners with their own agendas also attended the meeting. Six members of the King’s Men, an anti-pornography religious group, stood in the back of the room holding signs that made their feelings quite clear: “Protect Your Children Now — Fight Porn” one exhorted.

“We’re the community, and we think we set the standards when it comes to obscenity,” King’s Men President Mark Houck of Quakertown said. “We want to tell the township officials we don't want this in our community. When you bring in this kind of business, crime goes up, sexual deviancy goes up. We don’t want our kids to be exposed to it.”

If the township can’t run the club out of town completely, Houck said he hopes town fathers will at least install restrictions that would prohibit many of the popular activities at such venues — like lap dances.

Milford and Coyotes have been involved in a contentious feud about the club’s presence since it opened in mid-December. According to town officials, the club opened without a proper license and may be too near a public park to comply with the community’s zoning ordinances. In late December, the town obtained two restraining orders, one federal and one local, barring adult entertainment. Coyotes subsequently sued, claiming Milford’s zoning unconstitutionally restricts free speech. In early January, the two sides reached a compromise that allows Coyotes to continue operating while the township considers a zoning variance that would allow it to remain in open indefinitely. Under the terms of the compromise, a final decision must be reached by March 28th.

Although many area residents reportedly oppose Coyotes’ operation, some do not.

“It seems like a decent place,” Reggie Heffelfinger told PhillyBurbs.com. He and his wife visited the club and enjoyed the experience, he said. “[It’s] very clean; very professional. I don't see a problem with this.”

Coyotes’ owners reserved the right to return their dispute to court if the township doesn’t give them an answer they like.

Coyotes isn’t the only cabaret in the Philadelphia area to cause a public outcry. Nearby Wilkes-Barre and Gentleman’s Club 10 have waged an ugly four-year battle over similar issues. Under applicable law, municipalities must schedule a hearing on adult-entertainment matters within a specified number of days after an application is filed. Wilkes-Barre officials never scheduled a hearing for Gentleman’s Club 10, according to court records, so the cabaret called for automatic approval of its business license, as was its option under the law. The city balked, and the matter ended up in court, where Gentleman’s Club 10 prevailed in 2006.

But that’s not the end of the story. Since then, the town has tried to squeeze Gentleman’s Club 10 out with zealous enforcement of a new “decency law” that requires all dancers to be at least 20 feet from patrons and bans touching.

“You can’t outlaw these places, but you can control and regulate the conduct that’s in there to the point where it is not desirable to do business here,” Wilkes-Barre’s attorney, Bruce Phillips, told PhillyBurbs.com

Gentleman’s Club 10 claims it is not subject to the decency law, because it was operating before the law was passed.

“We told them we don’t recognize this,” club owner Sal Scalzo responded. “They did this post-permitting... All they’ve done is create a monopoly for us.”

The county reportedly will tackle the issue later this year.

Coopersburg has been fighting both a cabaret and a swingers club. It managed to close the swingers club in exchange for dropping a mountain of fines levied against the owners, but borough officials continue to battle Silhouette Showbar over nude dancing.

After the Coyotes situation erupted in Milford, Quakertown rushed to draft ordinances restricting adult entertainment before any venues sneaked inside its borders.

“The common purveying of sexually intonated entertainment is not good for the fabric of the local community or America,” Quakertown Council President Jim Roberts told PhillyBurbs.com

Money Shot mistery book

--on the web

WWW [Bloomberg] - It's only February, but Christa Faust's ``Money Shot'' has to be an early contender for mystery debut of the year.

Faust tells the story of Angel Dare, a retired porn star turned blue-movie agent, who finds herself on the run after the promise of a final bow before the cameras leaves her shot and left for dead.

``Money Shot'' has no peer in hardboiled writing about the sex industry. Not that Faust makes it look like an Amway convention. She knows there are sleazeballs in the business -- but she refuses to treat it as unique in that regard.

And she has a connoisseur's appreciation for the golden age of smut, writing sadly of the sameness of today's starlets, of the nastiness that feels so out of tune with the playfulness that was once the rule in dirty movies.

Faust accepts the existence of the gutter but doesn't construct her entire worldview from that level. In Angel she captures the wised-up but still vulnerable voice you can find in interviews with similar performers from the glory days.

Angel is shrewd without being cynical, hardnosed without being hardhearted. Joining her are a passel of vivid supporting characters of the kind Hollywood once specialized in.

``Money Shot'' is published by Hard Case Crime (252 pages, $6.99).

bigger and better things in 2008

Hey Perves,

I want to apologize for not posting these past few days... My little sister is in town after a one year tour in Iraq, so we are doing as much as we can these few days in NYC before she goes back home to FL.
Anyway, I'm also working on adding a content management system for the blog and moving it from here to wordpress which provides better flexibility in many more ways. It is taking me a little while because I have to ensure that all of the archives are accessible to everybody after the move.
So I apologize for the little delay in posting, and I appreciate you guys hanging out for the past year that JUPAMan.com has been around. I truly appreciate you reading our postings.

Until next time, The JUPA Man and his one eye helmet head.

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Izzy Sinclair Joins TANC Radio

--press release

Miami, FL - Add Izzy Sinclair [the redhead with the legs] to the list of entertainers joining the TANC Network. Izzy will have a weekly show called "The Wet Spot" on TANC Radio premiering this Fri. at 2:00 PM EST.

Izzy "The Horny Housewife" Sinclair got her start on the net in 1996 catering to the pantyhose and nylon fetish crowd. Her sites have grown to be the most popular in the leg fetish niche. She's a hot housewife who has an insatiable appetite for sex.

She has since branched out to a full line of "Izzy the Horny Housewife" series of XXX DVD's and will be bringing you her views, from both a "porn star" and a fan's perspective.

"Izzy adds that extra weekly sizzle to the TANC Radio lineup and we are looking forward to bringing this to our fans" said TANC Owner Joe Brandi.

"The Wet Spot" includes reviews of the hottest porn movies, interesting sex in the news stories, call ins and more. Past guests have included Dic Tracy, Rob Rotten and Memphis Monroe.

Each show is different and unique and always ends with the fan favorite of Izzy getting herself off with her ever popular On Air "Toy" Review. Which for some reason proves to be the crowd favorite during every show.

For more information and to listen to "The Wet Spot" go to www.TANCTV.com

Man accused of using nun's PC to view porn

by The Associated Press
Thursday January 31, 2008, 10:11 AM

A civilian State Police employee is accused of sneaking into a Monmouth County church to look at pornography on a nun's computer.

Thomas G. Findler was arrested Wednesday after a custodian at Grace St. Paul Episcopal Church found Findler on a nun's computer. The custodian chased him out -- right into a police officer who happened to be nearby.

The suspect, who works in a local office for the state police, is charged with burglary and theft. Authorities suspect Findler -- who worships at Grace St. Paul -- had been sneaking into the church at night for three weeks to look at pornography.

Reached Thursday morning, Findler's father said his son was not home.

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Tax on hotel porn movies??

--Denver Post

Denver- A state lawmaker wants to tax in-room adult movies ordered at hotels to help fund child sex-abuse investigations.

The current version of House Bill 1086, sponsored by Rep. Amy Stephens, R-Monument, would impose a 99-cent fee on all in-room movies ordered at hotels. Stephens, though, said she plans to narrow her proposal to apply to just adult movies.

The money would go into a fund for children's advocacy centers, which counsel sexually abused children and help police and prosecutors interview young victims. There are 14 such centers in Colorado and more than 600 nationally.

Stephens said imposing the fee on adult movies to fund child sex-abuse investigations only makes sense. "Most of our sexual predators in prison are addicted to pornography," she said.

Cathryn Hazouri, executive director of the American Civil Liberties Union of Colorado, said the bill violates the First Amendment.

"Adult entertainment is just that. Whether you like it or not, adults have the right to view it," Hazouri said.

Jailer Gave Blow Job To Inmate

Oklahoma- A 20-year-old female corrections officer is facing sex assault charges for allegedly performing oral sex on a male inmate on New Year's Eve in an Oklahoma jail.

Billie Pelley told investigators that she entered inmate Bobby Mann's cell and began kissing the 37-year-old inmate "for a while." She then advanced to servicing Mann, but "stopped after thinking about what she was doing," according to a probable cause affidavit filed earlier this month in Okfuskee County District Court.

By then, however, Pelley's encounter with Mann had already been recorded by a surveillance camera. When a dispatcher, Andrea Million, subsequently entered Cell 10, she found Pelley sitting on the side of Mann's bed.

During an interview with a sheriff's investigator, Pelley admitted the sexual contact with the prisoner, who is awaiting trial on a bomb threat count. Pelley was charged last week with forcible sodomy, a felony, since Mann was not legally "capable of giving legal consent" because he is in custody.

Prosecutors concede, however, that Mann, not surprisingly, consented to the oral sex. Pelley and Mann are pictured below in mug shots snapped by the Okfuskee County Sheriff. While Pelley quickly bonded out of jail after her arraignment, Mann remains in the Oklahoma lockup.

Woman's Naked Ass May Cost $1.4 Million

WASHINGTON - The Federal Communications Commission has proposed a $1.4 million fine against 52 ABC Television Network stations over a 2003 broadcast of cop drama NYPD Blue.

In a 2003 episode of 'NYPD Blue,' Charlotte Ross was shown naked from behind as she prepared to take a shower. As punishment, the Federal Communication Commission has proposed fining 52 ABC affiliates $1.4 million because the scene "depicts sexual organs and excretory organs -- specifically an adult woman's buttocks."

see the clip here: youtube.com/watch?v=SnsxFvCaZJ8

New Jersey Passing Zoning Laws to Shut Down/Regulate Adult Businesses

--NY Times

New Jersey- AS a woman in a bikini top and sweat pants walked to her car in 30-degree weather from the Stiletto nude-dancing club this month, little more than the weeds and warehouses in the shadow of the Meadowlands Sports Complex were within viewing distance.

Such isolation for a club like Stiletto is exactly what the Borough of Carlstadt wants, as its zoning laws specify that sexually oriented businesses are permitted to operate only in this industrial part of town.

An adult video store on Washington Avenue called Video Extra, with lingerie-clad mannequins in the windows, is a different story. The borough is suing to have that store, which sits next to a shoe shop and across from a popular Italian restaurant, shuttered on the grounds that it is in an area not zoned for that type of business, officials said.

Across the state more than a dozen towns have passed zoning laws to regulate sexually oriented businesses, as Carlstadt has done, according to the New Jersey State League of Municipalities. Like Carlstadt, a Bergen County borough of 6,000, many have faced challenges.

“The attempt to regulate these businesses has gone on for a very long time,” said Deborah M. Kole, a lawyer for the municipalities organization.

It is unconstitutional to completely ban sexually oriented businesses, said William J. Roseman, the Carlstadt mayor, so municipal zoning laws are “the only way we can control adult entertainment establishments from running profligate within our community.”

He said the zoning restrictions had been a success, reducing the number of sexually oriented businesses in the borough to two from six and contributing to a decline in the number of people arrested for prostitution and being drunk and disorderly.

Daniel R. Aaronson, a First Amendment lawyer based in West Palm Beach, Fla., who represents the club Hott 22 in a lawsuit against Union Township, said that the zoning laws make it so difficult for sexually oriented businesses to operate that they have the effect of keeping them out of business.

“They target these specific businesses, and that’s unconstitutional,” he said.

Last summer, East Rutherford officials made public plans to zone an industrial area near the Meadowlands for sexually oriented businesses to keep them away from schools, houses of worship and residential neighborhoods. There are no sexually oriented businesses in East Rutherford today, nor do any have imminent plans to move in, but should that change the borough will be ready, Councilman Jeffrey Lahullier said.

“If we don’t have that zoning ordinance on the book, we have no power to stop them,” he said.

Bloomingdale, in Passaic County, has taken similar pre-emptive action. The borough, which officials say has no sexually oriented businesses, passed zoning laws like Carlstadt’s last year to control them should they come to town.

“We were just trying to keep ourselves up to date on stuff,” Mayor William R. Steenstra said.

In Cherry Hill, the fight to limit sexually oriented businesses has moved into the realm of state government, where two bills introduced by Assemblywoman Pamela R. Lampitt, whose district includes Cherry Hill, have been heard in committee.

Ms. Lampitt said she introduced the bills, which would require sexually oriented businesses to post security guards to keep out minors and to notify neighborhoods of their intent to move in, after her neighbors in the Barclay Farm area expressed anxiety over an adult bookstore they said was set to open next to the neighborhood.

“It was reactionary, to be honest,” Ms. Lampitt said. “It’s not something that unless a problem arises do we think, ‘What do we need to do to fix things?’ ”

Last year the township created a district in an industrial zone in which sexually oriented businesses could operate, said Dan Keashen, a spokesman for Mayor Bernie Platt. One adult bookstore had operated in town but closed recently, and there is no word on the store that was rumored to be opening near the Barclay Farm neighborhood, officials said.

Jeff Levy, the executive director of the New Jersey Adult Cabaret Association, which represents 180 so-called exotic dancing clubs, said he resented sexually oriented businesses being banished to the corners of towns but agreed that they do not belong near schools or houses of worship.

Permitting exotic dancing clubs in specified districts is preferable to the litigation that often accompanies efforts to open them in other parts of towns, he said.

Adam Orecchio, manager of Stiletto in Carlstadt, said that since the club —which does not sell alcohol — opened in 1996, there had been no complaints from borough officials or neighboring businesses.

“We do well here,” he said. “And we’ve never heard anything from anybody in town.”

The decision to create a district for sexually oriented businesses in Carlstadt in the late 1990s was made for financial reasons, Mayor Roseman said, after a chain restaurant said it would not open in the borough because it would have to do business near a strip club that has since closed.

“The owner said to me, ‘How do I run a family restaurant when there’s a sign next door’ ” advertising sexually themed entertainment? Mr. Roseman said.

The mayor said the Video Extra store was still a headache for the borough. One Bergen County judge ordered it closed because it violated zoning laws, but another judge ruled that it could reopen, he said.

It remains too soon to gauge the effects the zoning laws may have on the towns and their sexually oriented businesses, said Mr. Levy, the cabaret association official.

“I think you will have to look back 10 years from now and say: ‘Did it work? Did we create something positive?’ ” he said. “I don’t know.”

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All Memphis Sex Workers Must be Licensed

by Kathee Brewer

MEMPHIS, TN -- An ordinance that took effect January 1st requires workers at adult-oriented businesses and the owners of those businesses to be licensed annually before they’re allowed to work in Shelby County.

Bartenders, waitresses, dancers, bouncers, store clerks, movie-theater employees, and others at the county’s more than two dozen adult establishments must undergo criminal background checks and complete county license applications or change careers.

The documentation required to be submitted with a license application is similar to that required under 18 USC §2257: a certified copy of a birth certificate, multiple current photographs, a government-issued identification document (driver’s license, military ID or passport, for example) and a Social Security number. The fee for an initial employee license is $198; renewals cost a minimum of $113.

Background checks will be conducted by sheriff’s deputies and the Tennessee Bureau of Investigation. A history of prostitution, rape (including statutory rape), sexual battery, public indecency, pandering, sale or distribution of obscene materials, or other illegal activities can keep a worker or business owner from being licensed by the five-member Shelby County Adult Oriented Establishment Board.

The board’s members include a doctor, a former county employee, a local businessman, a consultant, and a former criminal-court judge.

Although the new ordinance is somewhat controversial, County Commissioner Wyatt Bunker told the city’s Fox television affiliate, WHBQ- Channel 13, “I think the county has…really stepped up to the plate” with the new rules.

Dic Tracy Quits KSEX

--press release

Dic Tracy announced this afternoon that he was also leaving KSEX.

"It was a pleasure working at KSEX but I have decided to move on and will be joining TANC TV with a weekly TV and radio show," said ClubJenna director Tracy. "I like to thank KSEX for allowing me the opportunity to have a show but it is time to move on to bigger and better things."

Tracy's show, Dic Tracy's Casting Couch" was on KSEX every Tues. at 4-6 pm, but due to new scheduling and management changes he decided that this was not the platform for him any longer.

"I am very excited to be working at TANC and look forward to not only the weekly TV show but the radio show as well. We have alot planned at TANC and 2008 is going to be an amazing year" said Tracy.

You can check out Dic Tracy's new show on www.TANCTV.com

Heather Pink and Powder leave KSEX

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myspace To Sever Porn Links

--on the web

WWW- The online social networking site MySpace announced an agreement yesterday with 49 states, excluding Texas, to protect children from Internet predators, something that experts called a good first step toward keeping young Web users safe but not a remedy to the problem.

"As the popularity of social networking sites continues to grow, the steps being taking by MySpace are essential to helping keep our young people safer online," Maryland Attorney General Douglas F. Gansler, one of the attorneys general to sign the agreement, said in a statement.

The agreement outlines a range of measures aimed at protecting teenagers who use the site, at myspace.com - and keeping those under the age of 14 from creating profiles. They include:

> Strengthen software identifying underage users;

> Retain a contractor to identify and eliminate inappropriate images;

> Allow parents to send their child's e-mail address so MySpace can restrict the child from signing in or creating a profile;

> Obtain and constantly update a list of pornographic web sites and regularly sever any links between them and MySpace

> Create a closed "high school" section for users under 18;

> Implement changes making it harder for adults to contact children;

> Dedicate resources to educating children and parents about online safety

> Provide a way to report abuse on every content page, consider adopting a common mechanism to report abuse and respond within 72 hours to abuse reports

Ernie Allen, president of the National Center for Missing and Exploited Children, praised the joint agreement as a first step.

"I don't think it's a silver bullet. I don't think there's a panacea here," he said.

But the commitment by MySpace to meet regularly to discuss potential technological solutions to these concerns was promising, Allen said. "In many ways, like so many of the other challenges we've seen on the Internet, technology is going to play a key role in solving those kinds of problems," he said.

A 2006 study by researchers at the University of New Hampshire using data from the missing children's center indicated that one in seven children is sexually solicited online, and one in 33 is subjected to aggressive solicitations, Allen said.

MySpace is the largest social networking site, but the attorneys general called on others in the industry to adopt these principles as well, Allen said.

Others pointed out potential problems.

Barry Wellman, a University of Toronto sociologist who studies online gatherings, said MySpace still might have difficulty monitoring older users who create underage profiles.

"It's obviously easy to lie in that situation," Wellman said.

Wellman and Avi D. Rubin, a professor at the Johns Hopkins University, said that the agreement that allows parents to submit children's e-mail addresses to MySpace would be useless if kids have multiple addresses.

"Many teens would see that as a challenge to get around rather than a prohibition," Wellman said.

Rubin said, "A teenager can create his own e-mail address that parents don't know about in about two minutes."

And such a database of blocked e-mails would be very valuable information that would be targeted by hackers, Rubin said.

"That would be a database you would know are children," agreed Guilherme Roschke, of the Electronic Privacy Information Center. He said the plan overall contained some good changes, including limiting the ability to use search engines to find private profiles.

The agreement states that MySpace will prohibit tobacco or alcohol advertising, but using algorithms to identify underage users could let someone direct advertising to children, Roschke said.

States sought changes in response to concerns about sexual predators, and the report follows two years of discussions between MySpace and the attorneys general, according to Gansler's office.

Last year, Gansler, a former state's attorney, introduced a statewide program intended to educate children about potential online dangers, including sexual predators and identity theft.

Yesterday's agreement was announced in New York City by attorneys general from New Jersey, North Carolina, Connecticut, Pennsylvania, Ohio and New York.

Investigators have increasingly examined MySpace, Facebook and similar social networking sites that allow people to post information and images on the Web and invite contacts from others.

Last year, New York investigators said they set up Facebook profiles as 12- to 14-year olds and were quickly contacted by other users looking for sex.

The multistate investigation of the sites - announced last year - was aimed at putting together measures to protect minors and remove pornographic material, but lawsuits were possible, officials said.

TANC Radio Announces Lineup

--press release

New York - TANC Radio ( The Adult News Channel ) has announced their weekly lineup of radio shows which includes some old and some new.

"We are very excited to have part of our network complete. The TANC TV schedule will be announced shortly as well as the launch of the community website, but our radio lineup is stronger then we imagined and the new shows will provide the fans of TANC something they can enjoy all day" said TANC Owner Joe Brandi.

If some of the show names sound familiar, they should be. They originated on Heat Party Radio then came to KSEX with Brandi. When he quit KSEX all the hosts and shows followed him to his new network TANC Radio as no show or host was under contract or obligation to any one company.

"Their loyalty to me means more then I can tell you. I have said it before and I will say it again. They are not employees. They are friends" said Brandi.

The station is not done with radio shows and will be constantly adding new shows and extending broadcasting. "We are always looking for new shows and talent. The station will have something for everyone to enjoy and this is just the beginning" said TANC Spokeswoman and current host of "The "V" Spot", Vanessa. "If you are interested in a "Shot at TANC" give us a call" laughed Vanessa.

Vanessa, was just named the first TANC Girl and Spokesmodel for the company and is best known for being on the reality show Tila Tequila's "A Shot at Love"

To tune into TANC Radio or for advertising and sponsorships go to www.TANCTV.com.
Tues
3:00 - 4:00 PM : From the Ville
4:00 - 6:00 PM : The Dick Cochran Show
6:00 - 8:00 PM : Soul Jamz

Wed
3:00 - 4:00 PM : Old Time Radio
4:00 - 6:00 PM : The "V" Spot
6:00 - 8:00 PM : Check Your Pulse

Thurs
4:00 - 5:00 PM : Sick and Wrong
5:00 - 6:00 PM : From The Ville
6:00 - 8:00 PM : Classic Soul

Fri.
3:00 - 6:00 PM : Lunatic Radio
6:00 - 6:30 PM : The MoFo Show

Howard Stern Doesn't believe Joey Buttafuoco

--on the web

NY [howardstern.com]- Joey Buttafucco called in [Thursday morning] to complain about the sex tape of his that's being released. Joey explained that he was staying at his (former) friend, Rob Spallone's house and had sex with his wife [also pictured] there – but didn't know there were hidden cameras filming everything.

Howard revealed that he also had Rob on the line and told them both he was insulted that they expected him to believe the story. Joey and Rob denied any collusion, but Howard said he wouldn't believe them until Joey filed a lawsuit against Rob. Joey then hung up in anger.

2008 in full swing and harder than ever

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Fuck Porno Dan

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XXXJay fired from KSEX Radio show

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Porno Dan: "We're on Acid"

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Porn Business Laying Off Workers

Do we believe this? I know I don't. Read on.



--on the web

Porn Valley [from the LA Times] Last year may have marked the beginning of the end of the Internet's greatest financial success story: hugely profitable pornography. While the mainstream media spent billions of dollars and nearly a decade trying to make a buck off the Internet, the porn industry raked in cash from the moment Al Gore invented the thing.

But with the rise of such free sites as YouPorn (the YouTube of the pornography business), the online subscriber model is imploding. DVD sales are plummeting too, and the adult video business is actually laying off workers (no pun intended). YouPorn is now the most-visited adult site in the world, and its traffic is growing at nearly 40% a month.

Smut's not going away, to be sure. But its industrialization may finally be in retreat.

Naked Girls Smoking Weed

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Porn on the Disney Channel

--on the web

In the year's wrap up of stories, AOL's making a big to-do of a porno incident that happened on the Disney Channel in May of this year:

MIDDLETOWN, N.J. [AP]- A cable television company is investigating just how children in some New Jersey homes ended up watching hardcore pornography when they tuned into a popular cartoon program on the Disney Channel.

Paul Dunleavy, a Middletown, New Jersey, subscriber to cable giant Comcast, was stunned Tuesday morning to find his 5-year-old son watching something other than "Handy Manny," a cartoon show about a bilingual Latino handyman, Manny Garcia, and his talking tools.

"It was two people doing their thing, it was full-on and it was disgusting," the Middletown father of three told The New York Daily News newspaper for its Wednesday editions.

"I couldn't believe it," he said. "We try to do the right thing to protect our kids from this stuff, and then they broadcast it on children's TV."

Dunleavy's phone number was unlisted when The Associated Press tried to contact him Wednesday.

Comcast spokesman Fred DeAndrea confirmed the programming error occurred around 9:30 a.m. Tuesday. He described it as an "isolated issue in a local New Jersey facility."

"We automatically detected the issue and it was corrected promptly. We apologize to any customer who experienced an issue yesterday morning," said DeAndrea, who said the mistake was made by his company, not Disney.

DeAndrea declined to provide the duration of the pornography broadcast, how many homes it reached, how the mistake happened and whether anyone will be disciplined for the X-rated error.

A Disney Channel spokeswoman said the company has asked Comcast for assurances that appropriate measures are taken to prevent such offensive incidents from happening again. The state Board of Public Utilities, which regulates the cable industry in New Jersey, has made a similar request and asked to meet with Comcast officials to discuss the matter.

"We value the trust that parents have in our programming and certainly take yesterday's regrettable program disruption extremely seriously," said Disney Channel spokeswoman Karen Hobson. "Comcast has taken full responsibility for this situation, and we understand that they are currently working to determine the root cause of the incident."

Dunleavy told The Daily News that he received an apology directly from Comcast. But he was still disturbed by the incident. "My son was extremely upset because he thought he'd done something wrong, and we're hoping what he saw doesn't become an issue for him."

HotMovies Runs Free Minutes Holiday Promo

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'Winter Wonderland' Party with Monique Alexander

Vivid Girl and adult superstar Monique Alexander (www.moniquealexander.com) hosts Ultra's '2nd Annual Winter Wonderland New Year's Eve Party.' Monique is a gorgeous contract actress with Vivid Entertainment, the world's leading adult film company. She can currently be seen just waiting to be 'unwrapped' on Vivid's sexy Times Square holiday billboard at W. 48th Street and Seventh Avenue. Monique is also an on-air sportswriter with 'The Phil Show' on XM satellite radio and can be heard on Mondays recapping the weekend football games.

Broadway set designers will transform the 3500 square foot Ultra lounge into an unforgettable virtual winter palace for New Year's Eve. Over 300 pounds of artificial snow will blanket the space, along with an aerial snow display and holiday aromas such as gingerbread and pine that will waft through the hotspot to help set the mood. Mega 6' x 80' screens will lead the countdown to 2008!

While Monique will add some sizzle to the Winter Wonderland theme, she will be joined by the dazzling Ultra Ice Girls and the hippest DJs who will mash up 80s, rock, pop, hip-hop and house throughout the night.

Guests will enjoy gourmet hors d'oeuvres, desserts prepared by top chefs and a champagne toast to ring in the New Year, along with an impressive five hour top shelf open bar. All guests will receive party favors!

It's all happening at Ultra on New Year's Eve starting at 9pm, with open bar until 2am. The party is open to the public (21+ with valid ID) with ticket. Visit www.theultranyc.com to purchase tickets.

Studio B Signs Porno Dan

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Hello Kitty Vibe Makes A Comeback

Hello Kitty massager

The infamous Hello Kitty vibrator is back,and now available in a range of colours!

Originally sold as a shoulder massager, this hot pink product was a runaway success in sex shops and online stores after innovative customers found a more arousing use for it's vibrations.

But Sanrio, the company behind the cute kitty brand, removed this product from the shelves after only two years of successful sales, as they were unhappy with their Hello Kitty getting horny. This led to prices rocketing as fans hunted for this must-have novelty.

Now Sanrio have resumed production of the toy, still insisting that it's intended as a massager and nothing more. Originally available in pink only, fans can now choose from a selection of colours including black and red.

Rude.com’s $20K Giveaway Broadcasts Live Friday

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December 20, 2007

In keeping with its “Very Rude Xmas” theme, Rude.com has announced plans to broadcast their $20,000 cash giveaway drawing live in the KSEX studios during a special holiday themed broadcast of the “Porno Dan and XXX Jay Show”. The 8 lucky contestants will find out their winnings during the live two hour show on Friday, December 21st at 7pm PST. These 8 Rude Producers were amoung 120 who participated in a 4 month long contest and qualifed by meeting numerous requirements. The contest guarantees the Grand Prize winner a $12,000 cash prize, with the remainder of the prize money to be divided among the remaining 7 contestants. To make things even more exciting, sexy naked women will reveal the lucky winners!

The show will feature special appearances and give everyone a peek behind-the-scenes in the greenroom at the KSEX/Rude Xmas party.

“It’s sure to be fun time and a great opportunity for everyone to let their hair down and get a little crazy”, said Chandie Foster, Rude’s Marketing Manager. “I’m looking forward to the announcement of our winners and can’t think of a better duo to help us with our giveaway than Porno Dan and XXX Jay. It will be a blast to see what wild antics they come up with!

Porno Dan stated “XXX Jay and I promise that this is going to a XXXmas show you will never forget.” Added XXX Jay, “20 dimes is some serious change! Believe us, we will show you why they call me XXX Jay this XXXMas!”

Be sure to check out Rude.com to see the Live Broadcast on December 21st at 7pm PST and join in the fun!

Rude.com is a live social networking site which offers user-created and uploaded video, both live and recorded, and still-image content along with Rude personal profile pages. Since its launch, one year ago, Rude.com has grown to over 1.2 million registered members.

Jersey Love Shack Loses video-room license Because of Man-Love

--Burlington County Times

BURLINGTON CITY, NJ — Police say an adult novelty store on Route 130 is a meeting place for men who gather to have sex in private video viewing rooms.

At a City Council meeting Tuesday, Lt. Dave Ekelburg showed photographs of the viewing rooms at Love Shack, where the floors were littered with condoms. The photographs were taken by officers during a recent undercover investigation.

Despite pleading from the lawyer for Love Shack, the City Council unanimously voted to revoke the automatic amusement device license from the store. The license permits Love Shack to offer coin-operated private viewing booths.

Ekelburg said the city can revoke a license if a business fails to maintain “good and safe conduct on the premises.”

The move does not put Love Shack out of business, Ekelburg said. It just prohibits the store from operating video rooms.

Hal Haveson, a lawyer representing the business, said it was unfair to revoke the license on the basis of observations by police on one day.

He said the council should have notified Love Shack management, and given the business time to make changes.

Ekelburg said the store is divided into two sections separated by a beaded curtain.

In one section, the store sells magazines, films and novelty items. The other section has a row of 10 viewing booths where customers go to watch videos. The booths all have doors that can be locked, and only one person is supposed to enter at a time.

During the undercover investigation Nov. 29, Ekelburg said individuals solicited police officers to have sex and performed lewd acts in view of the officers.

Haveson said the business owner and property owner were not aware of the sexual activities at Love Shack. When they were notified by police, he said, the business owner voluntarily removed the doors from all video booths.

Haveson said the owner planned to install cameras in the hallway, and would instruct the manager to conduct frequent sweeps of the building.

Haveson said this is the first time Love Shack has been in trouble with the law.

As a result of the undercover investigation, five customers were arrested separately on lewdness charges. In addition, store owner Michael Savage of Yardley, Pa., and store manager Danny Phillips of Cinnaminson were charged with maintaining a nuisance, inappropriate operation of a sexually oriented business and various health-code violations, police said.

Frank Koretsky, owner of the building, was also charged with maintaining a nuisance.

Officers seized $3,148 in cash from the store suspected to have been generated as a result of the illegal operations.

Tyler Faith Hits the East Coast

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Be proud to be a slut!!!

Hey Perves,

Here are 9 reasons why I fucking love sluts…

1. They Don’t bitch for attention
If you happen to miss calling them one time, it is not the end of the world. They will just be fucking someone else. We know this, so this is our choice. Just wear a fucking condom, like you should have been doing in the first place.

2. You don’t have to fake it
Yes, guys fake it too. Why? Because we are sick of fucking. It happens. If we don’t get a nut in the first two hours, we are not going to bust one. We know this. So we fake it. Sorry honey. When a slut is on your nuts, you are almost guaranteed a bust, because she knows how to bring you there.

3. You don’t have to worry about them cheating on you
Because they are fucking a few different guys during the same period they are fucking you. Who gives a shit? Pussy is pussy. Stop bitching about it and be happy you are having sex. You could be jacking off on the internet four fucking times a day. Not that you don’t anyways, but still…

4. They don’t just lay there
A slut can take the cock. For Christ sakes, she can take two at the same time if you talk to her right. They like sex. Often times, they ride the cock like a god damn matador, red flag and all. If they don’t, they are not real sluts. They do not deserve the name.

5. No relationship bullshit
We all know we don’t give two shits what a woman says. Why the fuck do we want to listen to it and have to act like we do? Sluts are easy. They take the pounding and leave, without trying to get you to express your “feelings”. Feelings are fucking stupid anyways.

6. You can fuck other girls
All the other girls. You know why? Because she is probably fucking your friends. This means it doesn’t matter if you fuck her friends. Don’t be a bitch and cry about it, because it is what you want. If it is not what you want, you should probably check your ass, because some guy probably has a dick in it right now.

7. It will teach you to wear condoms
You should be doing this in the first place. Kids cost a shit load of money. I am telling you because I know. Not only did little zero want a PSP for his birthday, his mom wanted child support. Ever paid 500$ for a PSP? I have. Learn from me and be happy you did.

8. You will not have to remember an anniversary
Because no one cares. She doesn’t give two shits if you remember the first drunken night that you slept with her. Maybe you didn’t even sleep. Maybe you just scrogged her and went home. She won’t expect a box of chocolates on that day. Just fuck her again.

9. Because they are sluts
They are the few women who can stand up and say “I like sex just as much as males”. That is fucking awesome. You other women could learn something from these chicks. Stop being so stuck up. Admit you like the cock and just let us give it to you.

Of course, once they start interrupting your day to day life like going out with the guys and getting hammered, then she's gotta go.

Until next time, the JUPA Man and his one eye helmet head.

Brandon Iron Joins JM Productions Team

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Comic Creators Re-Imagine Debbie Does Dallas

source: Arrow Productions
by: Company Press Release

Debbie Does Dallas Comic book (LONG BEACH, NY) -- Terminal press in association with Arrow Productions will debut, "Debbie Does Dallas," at the 2008 Adult Entertainment Expo in Las Vegas, Nevada this January. The Limited Edition Comic release will coincide with the 30th Anniversary of the classic adult movie.

In the book, Debbie finds herself stranded and under the threat of nuclear decimation in the days leading up to the apocalypse. As one of very few survivors left, she will battle her way through hordes of the living dead, aided only by an abandoned military exoskeleton and the will to make it out of Dallas, Texas alive.

"The creative team was given the opportunity to actually get creative with this title, which isn’t the norm when you’re working on a license" says writer and Terminal press founder Brian Ferrara. "They just let us go crazy and I think that paid off. It’s not what people are going to be expecting"

"When I started talking to Terminal press about licensing our Icons for comic books we agreed to do something completely different and insane. After reading the script and seeing the artwork this book is totally amazing! The only hang up is if we were to ever shoot this project we are looking at over a $100 million dollar budget. However, the coolest thing about comic books is that you can draw anything you could ever imagine." said Arrow's Marketing Director Robert Interlandi.

"Debbie Does Dallas" is illustrated by Russ Manning nominee Rolo Ledesma, written by Brian Ferrara, with Colors by Narek Gevorgian and Color Separation by Joe Frazzetta and Keith McCleary.

This will be the first of Terminal press’s collaborations with Arrow Productions. Future titles will feature reinterpretations of classics like "Deep Throat," "Candy Stripers","Tell Them Johnny Wadd was Here " and several others.

To order or buy the limited edition comic visit the Arrow Productions booth at the 2008 Adult Entertainment Expo or terminalpress.com this January.

Gina Lynn Heats Up the Winter Weather With a Variety of Projects

--press release

New York, NY - The weather outside may be frightful, but for adult superstar Gina Lynn, things are quite delightful. Blonde bombshell Gina has a jam packed schedule for December, leading her into the New Year. Starting on December 10th, Gina will be traveling the county for appearances, special projects and parties that will have her warmed up and ready for the Adult Entertainment Expo in Las Vegas.

On Monday December 10th, Gina will be shooting "10 Great Reasons" for Killer Bunny Entertainment. This unique eight-part documentary explores the often overlooked upside to various pop music subgenres, trends and cultural moments. "10 Great Reasons" will air on the Fuse network in 2008.

Gina will be appearing with the Bubba the Love Sponge Sirius Radio Show on December 13th. She will be talking about her production company, Gina Lynn Racing's monster truck and the Bad Santa Party she will be attending.

Taking a break from the winder wonderland up north, Gina will be flying south for a few days of fun in Florida. While there, she will be attending the Bad Santa Party at Café 13. She will be joined by Bubba the Love Sponge, Spice Boy, Bubba Sparxxx, Travis Knight and other celebrity guests at the party on December 11th. The party is open to the public and early arrivals (6pm-8pm) can get 13 entries for just 13 dollars. From 8pm to 10pm your thirteen dollar admission buys you open bar, $3 rum and festive $2 eggnog shots.

With barely enough time to catch her breath, Gina will begin a three-night feature dance engagement at the DéJà Vu in Tampa. She starts with one show on Thursday the 13th at 11pm. On Friday and Saturday, Gina will be doing two shows at 11pm and 2am. She will be signing autographs, selling merchandise and putting on a spectacular stage show for the fans. Come out and see.

DéJà Vu - Tampa
6805 Adamo Dr,
Tampa, FL.
(813) 664-8784

On December 15th, Gina with doing a very special photo shoot. Though she is no stranger to shoots of every kind, this one will be different. Gina is posing with her dog Gizmo for "My Little Pet Project." The organization raises money to improve the plight of homeless animals.

"It is always good to give something back," says Gina. "This is a chance to pose with my beautiful dog Gizmo and help animals in need. It is easy to get excited about a shoot like this."

All of this will have her ready for Las Vegas where Gina will be meeting fans at the Adult Entertainment Expo. She and Gina Lynn Productions have been nominated for six AVN awards. Gina is nominated for Best Couples Sex Scene for Flesh Hunters 9 (with Jean Val Jean) and Cross Over Star of the Year.

"2007 has been a crazy year for me. Gina Lynn Productions, Gina Lynn Motor Sports and all of the appearances have kept me really busy. I love it all and I'm going to be even busier in 2008."

Evette Chevette Banners; Cum get them and show some love

Hey Perves,

Why don't you show your love for Evette Chevette by putting one of her banners below on your own pages, on your myspace page, or your xpeeps page? I'm sure she will appreciate it...
And yes, I have a huge hardon for her... so what? She's a sweetie, and great at what she does. I can't wait to meet her and Lexi at AVN.





















Until next time, the JUPA Man and his one eye helmet head.

Evette Chevette at 2008 AVN expo

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Daily Tang Serves 100th Episode

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Casey Parker and Paulina James Visit the Stern Show

--on the web

NYC [from www.howardstern.com]- Howard welcomed porn stars Casey Parker and Paulina James, plus AVN's Paul Fishbein to discuss the upcoming AVN awards.

Howard told the girls that they looked really young, and Robin agreed, saying they looked more like the kids of porn stars than porn stars themselves. Howard wondered how the girls' families dealt with their careers, and Paulina explained that other than health concerns, her parents were fine with it.

Howard asked Paul if his two of-age (19 and 24) daughters would go into porn, but Paul said he'd move them to another country if they tried.

Paulina and Casey told the crew they watched their new porn movie together last night and were so inspired, they hooked up afterward. Howard wanted more details, so the girls explained that they showered together and then masturbated in front of each other.

Howard wanted to know about how an anal scene was filmed, so Paulina told him that she used “anal warming lube” to get started before the actor f’s her hard. Paulina added that she gets “really wet” from anal sex and has really started to love it.

Howard asked the girls if they ever planned on having kids, but both of them said “not right now.” Howard then got a caller to have phone sex with George Takei in exchange for a free trip to the AVN awards.

Howard laughed that he was slipping, as he hasn't asked the girls to strip down yet, and the girls promptly got naked. Gary told the crew that whichever girl rode the Sybian would also get the show's support in the AVN Awards' “Best New Starlet” category, so Casey jumped up and treated the crew to a ride as Paulina kissed her and called her a slut.

Casey came so hard, Gary said she nearly broke the Sybian. Casey then told Paulina that she had to ride the Sybian, so Paulina relented and almost snapped the Sybian by riding it like a bull. As the girls left the studio, even George admitted that he was turned on.

Suburban sex parties draw complaints

By PAUL J. WEBER, Associated Press Writer 1 hour, 34 minutes ago
DUNCANVILLE, Texas - The most popular address on Cedar Ridge Drive is Jim Trulock's split-level home, which has a group sex room and attracts as many as 100 people to swinger parties featuring "Naked Twister" nights.


But the festivities could soon be over. In response to neighbors' complaints, the city has outlawed sex clubs in residential areas. Citations have been issued, and search warrants may be next.
"It's crazy that they want to force their morality down our throats," said Dawn Burton, 45, a regular guest at the parties. "We're all frustrated."
So are those who complain of the noise, traffic and parking problems that occur in their otherwise quiet, upscale neighborhood every Friday and Saturday, when Trulock's home is transformed into "The Cherry Pit."
Duncanville, which proclaims itself "The Perfect Blend of Family, Community and Business," is an unlikely venue for a neighborhood swinger club. The city of 36,000 just southwest of Dallas has about 50 places of worship and not a single registered sexually oriented business.
Duncanville officials insist they are not just another prudish Texas town giving the boot to spouse-swappers. They say it all boils down to a matter of law: Trulock is operating a business featuring live sex acts.
"It's not trying to judge anyone or pass judgment on someone's lifestyle," city spokeswoman Tonya Lewis said.
To support its claim, the city notes that the Cherry Pit accepts money from guests and promotes the parties on its Web site.
"We're not about infringing on the rights of the Cherry Pit patrons or owners," Lewis said. "But now your right to have fun has infringed on everyone else's. And now you have to draw the line."
Other cities have wrestled with the same issue.
Phoenix, for example, prohibited live sexual performances in 1998, effectively outlawing swinger parties. An appeals court upheld the law in 2003, and Duncanville used it as a blueprint when passing a ban last month.
Retiree Jack Martin, who lives a block behind Trulock's home, said he's concerned that the parties will reduce the value of his property.
Others are annoyed by the procession of cars that crowd their street on weekend evenings, or the flood of strangers who descend on the neighborhood.
"If you're going to do that, you should open a business," Martin said. "Go somewhere where it's allowed."
Attorneys for Trulock, 59, say the Cherry Pit is nothing more than a private residence where a group of friends get together on weekends to socialize in whatever way they prefer.
While guests are encouraged to make "voluntary donations" to cover the cost of food and refreshments, organizers deny that anyone is being charged admission to his parties.
Ed Klein, an attorney for the Cherry Pit, said many guests give no money, but those who do often chip in $10 or $20. Klein said he plans to file a lawsuit next week that will challenge the constitutionality of the ordinance and seek a temporary retraining order against the city.
"I don't think it's persecution so much as an invasion of their privacy," Klein said.
Arthur Leonard, a New York Law School professor who studies sexuality law, said the size of the parties might be a legal obstacle.
"It seems to me when you have that number of people involved, it becomes more like a public event," Leonard said. "It seems unlikely that a court would find privacy protection for an event this large."
The city has already cited Trulock with three violations, which carry a maximum $2,000 fine. Duncanville City Manager Kent Cagle this week pledged to continue enforcing the new law.
The case against the swinger parties "does appeal to a lot of people's sense of morality," said Lewis, the city spokeswoman. "That's been a lot of complaints we've gotten from residents: 'I came to Duncanville to have a family. I didn't come here to live next to a sex club.'"

We Can Only Guess: "Major Adult Film Distributor Set to Release Jessica Sierra Sex Tape"

--Clevelandleader.com

We got herpes just looking at this mug shot. Imagine the tape itself.

WWW- The news just got worse for troubled 'American Idol' castoff Jessica Sierra. TMZ is reporting that a major distributor in the adult film business is set to release the video that was shot this year. The video was shot earlier this year in a dingy motel room.

Sierra, who finished 10th in the 3rd season of 'American Idol', is currently behind bars and faces up to 11 years after getting arrested at a bar while on probation for charges of assault and cocaine possession.

As for the sex tape, with the headlines Sierra made the company that owns the rights to the video wants to capitalize and release it before Christmas. Talk about kicking someone when they are down.

Belladonna Signs In Jersey

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Sunny Leone in Long Island NY

Hey Perves,

Sunny Leone will be performing in Long Island NY to feature at a club called "The Scene".

She will be performing at 9pm and 12pm Thursday, Friday and Saturday, Dec 6, 7 and 8th.

You can also get polaroid pictures with her, movies, posters, 8x10's and if you are a good boy a sexy lap dance from her! Here is the club info:

70 Motor Parkway
Commack, Long Island NY 11725
Phone - 631-543-4177

Until next time, The JUPA Man and his one eye helmet head.

Danish Train Riders Shiver as Couple Have Sex in Waiting Room

--Courier Mail

Copenhagen- PASSENGERS at a Danish train station were left out in the cold when a couple began having sex in the waiting room, according to police.

"We don't know if it's due to the glacial weather this morning or to unbridled passion, but a couple did not hesitate in having sexual relations in a waiting room at the Koge train station," just south of Copenhagen, police spokesman Carsten Andersen said.

Freezing passengers had called the DSB rail company to complain that while they were stuck out in the cold, a 37-year-old man and a 30-year-old woman had steamy sex inside.

The amorous couple had not been charged with indecency as they had remained dressed, a police spokesman said.