When Sean Hart started making adult films three years ago, the market was saturated. It taught the Las Vegan a hard lesson: You should offer a product that stands up ... er, out. At the same time he realized this, Alberto Gonzales had just replaced John Ashcroft as U.S. attorney general. It was understood that under Gonzales' direction the federal persecution of the adult-film industry would intensify.
"I decided to turn a negative into a positive," says Hart.
That positive is America Loves Bush, a soon-to-be-released DVD featuring actors with fake faces screwing people. (Consensually, that is, unlike the screwing that voters get from the administration regularly.)
Hart gave CityLife a preview of his controversial film.
There are four scenes, two involving "The Decider." In the first, an actor wearing a Bush mask chats up a Saudi Arabian princess. ("Actually, she's a Mexican actress," Hart reveals.) Bush shares his concern over the way in which America is viewed by the world: "Ever since 7-11 people having been talking bad about us." He confesses that he suffers certain, um, performance issues. She knows what works, pulling out a bottle of oil -- the kind that comes from a derrick.
"Actually, that's chocolate sauce," admits Hart. (No oil wells were harmed during the making of this film.)
Second scene: A beautiful Filipino doctor pays a house call to Cheney, who asks: "What happened to Dr. Wu?"
"His son died in Iraq," she says.
"Well, at least he died for a good cause."
"Freedom?" she says.
"Oil," says Cheney. They commence to humping.
Final scene: In a spoof of Fahrenheit 9/11, Bush plays KerPlunk! when an advisor enters to say America is under attack. Bush goes to speak to Laura and, in a moment reminiscent of the infamous My Pet Goat incident, a time clock ticks away on the screen every time they change positions.
Afterward Dubya says: "Now what was that guy telling me?"
"I had a local comedian help me with some of the lines," says Hart.
America Loves Bush is slated for a January release. Watch trailers at www.dirtyrichfilms.com
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